captcreate:

If the Sun can find sunglasses that fit it, why can’t I find some that fit my large melon head?

captcreate:

If the Sun can find sunglasses that fit it, why can’t I find some that fit my large melon head?

(Source: kulakarkasi, via tastefullyoffensive)

thetardisnamedsexy:

If any awesome Nerdfighters out there are interested in having a Hanklerfish car decal, like this one, designed by Eric Geusz, Avery Vincent, Timothy Martin, Teresa Ross, and Alex Crouse from the Adult Nerdfighters group on Facebook please like, reblog, and tag this post! Please do not remove my caption.
Edited to add:
There’s a Kickstarter in the works for the decal. The design is finished and the first manufacturing order of 500 has been placed. I’ll keep you guys updated and post the Kickstarter link as soon as I get it. ;)

thetardisnamedsexy:

If any awesome Nerdfighters out there are interested in having a Hanklerfish car decal, like this one, designed by Eric Geusz, Avery Vincent, Timothy Martin, Teresa Ross, and Alex Crouse from the Adult Nerdfighters group on Facebook please like, reblog, and tag this post! Please do not remove my caption.

Edited to add:

There’s a Kickstarter in the works for the decal. The design is finished and the first manufacturing order of 500 has been placed. I’ll keep you guys updated and post the Kickstarter link as soon as I get it. ;)

I thought it would be fun to talk to each other Game of Thrones style.

(Source: lena-headey, via moonrise-autocracy)

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via posiposi-time)

lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

(Source: iraffiruse, via potatothief)

cheesusfugget:

Based on a true story

cheesusfugget:

Based on a true story

(via potatothief)

kateordie:

iamagadfly:

NSFW. No really. SUPER NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

But it is hilarious and you need to watch this in a safe place where people won’t give you horrified looks.

Thank you

(via lesbians-on-wheels)

someactorkid:

ellendegeneres:

In 10 or 11 years when she gets the joke, she’s gonna love this photo.

How long do you think it takes a child to learn how to read

someactorkid:

ellendegeneres:

In 10 or 11 years when she gets the joke, she’s gonna love this photo.

How long do you think it takes a child to learn how to read

(via moonrise-autocracy)

dopeybeauty:

you fucking salmon

(via smilinginthesunlight)